Rock n' roll, baby: Freedom of speech

So, what do you do if you're a Satanist?

Sacrifice virgins and stuff.

I guess that lets us off the hook

I can't relate to 99% of humanity
I think I'm going crazy from sexual frustration.

And you haven't heard the miracle of masturbation?

Oh, we totally have to.
Hi, can I get a medium 7-Up?

...Medium? Why sir, did you know that for a mere 25 cents more you can purchase a large beverage? And you know... I'm only telling you this because we're such good friends: Medium is really only for suckers who don't know the concept of value.

I think only stupid people have good relationships

That's the spirit.
We need to find a place where you can go to meet women who share your interests.

Maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests.

Gimme all your money, bitch!

Do you serve beer or any alcohol?

I wish. Actually you wish... after about five minutes of this movie, you're gonna wish you had ten beers.

Oh, face it, you just hate every single guy on the face of the earth.

That's not true. I just hate all these extroverted, obnoxious, pseudo-bohemian losers.

If he's so weird, why is he wearing Nikes?

Enid and Rebecca (L)